we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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