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Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
All the doctor said was why
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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