hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
