Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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