Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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