So drunk its hurt
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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