I wish i was in the wii world.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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