My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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