Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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