Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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