Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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