ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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