Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
