My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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