I just saw a hot homeless man
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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