The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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