M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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