i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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