would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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