that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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