dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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