think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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