Sry I called you an 8
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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