You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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