what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
