I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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