..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dick very happy bro
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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