I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm both gender and math confused
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