Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
