can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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