thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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