Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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