That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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