This is not my ceiling
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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