Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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