hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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