The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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