You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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