Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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