i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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