yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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