You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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