She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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