he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize