You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you