let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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