i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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