6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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