If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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