We're like a lot better than the average bears
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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