You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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