I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Will exercising make me less horny?
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