I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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