He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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