How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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