I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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